Let’s just face it, growing up in a north Indian household is a roller-coaster ride. From our unending love for food to our parents being, well, uniquely desi, everything about us is hatke.
Keeping that hatke spirit in mind, here are 11 tweets that’ll make the north Indian inside you go ‘soo truee‘:
Our parents have the sassiest replies to everything.
“Wear a jacket it’s cold outside”
“It’s not that cold”
“Fridge mein jaa ke baith ja fir”
When your mom’s mad and you ask her the following:
You: What’s for dinner?
Mom: Mera sir #GrowingUpPunjabi— Learn Punjabi (@learnpunjabi) October 13, 2017
Light breakfast? LOL.
Our day begins with paratha, sabzi, daal and dahi. And that’s just breakfast.
Saturday mornings will forever be paronthey, dahi, makhan day. #GrowingUpPunjabi
— Learn Punjabi (@learnpunjabi) October 7, 2017
The army spirit
Every north Indian kid has dreamed of joining the army at least once.
Go to Uttarakhand and give every kid 2 options ..
1) IIT
2)ARMY
Believe me 100% would join Army.— sandeep uniyal (@pahadiGarhwali) December 4, 2017
#Chai4lyf
Don’t make us choose between chai and you. We’ll choose chai. We’ll always choose chai.
@PahadiTips pic.twitter.com/jlujArpK91
— Sunil Rawat (@Sunil_Rawat21) November 11, 2017
Them dhamkis
If there’s one thing North Indian parents excel at, it’s hurling threats at speeds unknown to mankind.
Jaden Smith is low key a Punjabi mom https://t.co/vQ7KEobtlz
— Yung Lassi (@this_sikhgirl) June 27, 2017
Papa don’t preach
To be fair, our dad’s nalaayak = my sweet boy
How dad calls everyone
Wife:Aaji sunti ho
Daughter: Meri gudiya
Neighbor:Namaskarji
Maid:Aao Arti bai
Dog:Oye sweet Mickey
Son: Abe nalaayak— Vampire Fangs (@witchybitchygal) January 9, 2015
North Indian weddings = bigger than your average melas
Going to your cousin’s wedding and staying awake till 2 am waiting for the pheras
Holy! North Indian weddings are a introvert nightmares
But good for rest! Keep dancing pic.twitter.com/mlC4QAM6lq
— TV geekess (@TV_geekess) January 18, 2017
Momos = everything
We can write paragraphs, nay, novels on our love for momos.
That #AwkwardMoment when ur North Indian friend calls Modaks as Momos in front of ur pandit & family #GanpatiBappaMorya #GanpatiVisarjan
— Doc Jok (@the_old_joker) August 31, 2017
Hello, kulfi!
Grab a cup of falooda while you’re at it.
North Indian parents be like:
Walking into Chokolade,
Ordering matka kulfi— Agrima Joshua (@Agrimonious) March 25, 2017
Beta, civil ke exams dedo!
Your phupi’s daughter cleared her IAS, do something with your life!
My parents trying to sell me the civil services dream once in every 3 months is the most north Indian thing they’ve done so far
— shukla la land (@pankhuriiiiii) November 30, 2017
Kota = Mecca
You need to study something in Kota atleast once in your life.
*North Indian Baby starts walking*
Parents : iske bag pack karro , kota mein admission karva Diya hai.@The_Sarcastic_J @sarcastic_us— Crush Ka Friend (@ShokeenShabh) April 30, 2017
