As Imran Khan marries for the 3rd time, Twitter shouts he is ’97 short of century’

The Twitterati are clearly finding it hard to keep their cricket-related jokes under wraps

By: Shivani Mishra |
February 19, 2018 2:58 pm

Former Pakistani cricketer and the Chairman of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI), Imran Khan has tied the knot for the third time. Imran got married to his spiritual adviser, 40-year-old Bushra Maneka from Pakpatan district, on February 18.

Maneka, the mother of five kids, has been Imran’s spiritual guide for nearly a year now.

As soon as the news was confirmed, Twitter went berserk and went slightly crazy with their cricket-related jokes.

Here are a few:

Bushra followed MO. MO informed his son that Allah told him to marry his daughter- in- law. Bushra told her husband that in her dream MO told her to marry Imran Khan. #spiritualfuck

— taslima nasreen (@taslimanasreen) February 19, 2018

97 short of century

— Ruhi Mishra (@ruhimishraa) February 19, 2018

Let’s hope this turns out to be a test match and not a T20 !!

— Bhaskar Ramamurthy (@Bhaskar1994R) February 19, 2018

Imran Khan got married for the third time. This is the first time he has taken a hat-trick.

— Sunil- The Cricketer (@1sInto2s) February 19, 2018

Cricketers are obsessed with records. He is trying to make records here also of getting married repeatedly.

— S Singh (@surgamc) February 19, 2018

@ImranKhanPTI dil toh bachaa hai ji..

— show me the money (@sarcassam) February 19, 2018

For Everyone else it is, “I do”
For Imran Khan it is “Keep doing”#KeepWalking #MondayMotivaton https://t.co/QJjgqBgmBE

— Sriram (@srirambjp) February 19, 2018

#ImranKhan 1st marriage lasted 9 years (1995-2004)

2nd marriage lasted just 9 months (2015-2015)

3rd marriage counting 9 days from here on….

— Sunny (@sunil_ss7) February 19, 2018

My husband says Imran Khan is so lucky.
Me:

— Asma (@AsmaZhk) February 18, 2018

#ImranKhan : in this world full of talaq talaq talaq be someone’s qubool Hai qubool Hai qubool Hai.

— Tweetera (@DoctorrSays) February 19, 2018

If you add 4 into 4 and divide it to 8, the answer will be the amounts of fucks Imran Khan gives about your opinion on his marriage.

— Talha. (@Abbasiness) February 19, 2018

Imran Khan marries a “cloth bag”
Or is there a human being inside that sack?

Politics has made a hardline conservative out of the former playboy of world cricket.#Irony pic.twitter.com/347MmFP8Zs

— Vineet_24 (@vineet_24) February 19, 2018

Imran Khan Upgrades Wife Faster Than People Upgrade Their Phones. #ImranKhan pic.twitter.com/gLzASM2g1z

— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) February 18, 2018

Imran’s first marriage was with Jemima Goldsmith, daughter of a British billionaire, in 1995, which lasted for nine years. Khan has two sons with Goldsmith. His second marriage to TV anchor Reham Khan in 2015 ended after a brief 10 months.