First things first, Salman Khan’s Twitter handle is an unexplored gold mine. Ever since he joined Twitter, he’s been sending out a series of tweets every now and then that keep getting better as you read them again and again.
Are these tweets cryptic messages? Are they Salman’s existential crisis manifesting a physical form? No one truly knows but all we know is that we’re really, really thankful that Salman discovered Twitter in 2010 and has since been giving us gems like “Chai ki pati n patni batao which 1 is pati n which is patni ”
Here are 1o tweets from Salman Khan’s official Twitter handle that keep getting more intricate as you try to make any sense out of them:
Let’s begin with his first tweet ever..
Tweetak tweetak tweetiya I lv u .
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) April 23, 2010
Then he realizes his Tweetar pun is (according to him) priceless.
Tweetar ke do aagey tweetar tweeter ke do peechey tweetar aagey tweetar peechey tweetar arrey bolo kitney tweetar??!!
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) April 26, 2010
Need a reference? Nope, screw you.
Let’s play a game on Sunday .
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) August 25, 2016
Go do something nice for the poor people near your house. Also, buy my merch.
Help 3 people . Also see Jai Ho now on Star Gold .
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) August 15, 2015
Not sure what this existential crises laden anomaly is supposed to mean?
Jaldi mat jawaab do. Aaraam se, time lay k, sooch samaaj k. Galat jawaab Dena. Ok?
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) March 17, 2015
Our next article is coming soon in… words
My favorite song coming soon in … voice.
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) June 24, 2015
When free, bhai loves defying all known rules of grammar.
Actually I honesty wld wanna b depended on n upon jaise ke Love respect care share trust etc etc God bls n protest us Bus aur kuch nahi.
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) August 14, 2014
We’re not even trying to understand these anymore.
Accha sunno twitter aur facebook phe heart patients ka details behjo gay toh confusion hojaeyga so I’m sending u a new female I’d
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) July 29, 2014
So bhai is a flat-earther?
Mujhe toh lagta hai , I feel that the earth is round n flat like roti . Haina ? Bolo bolo
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) April 28, 2012
