Game of Thrones is back with its seventh season and though the wait seemed endless, fans persisted through the long night and the reward? Sheer awesomeness. Game of Thrones is basically a religion now, one that doesn’t come back to bite you in the behind. The fantasy drama series that is loaded with a lot of gore and sex but, it happens to offer a lot more. It is an intelligent narrative that also happens to have a lot to teach us than it may seem.
For instance, the script. Game of Thrones boasts of a sharp script with powerful quotes hidden in between every other dialogue. While most of them are just savage comebacks which involve a lot of cusses (a LOT of cusses), some are just elegant, can’t-touch-this retorts. And then there are quips so profound, you wouldn’t believe they came out of this show.
Here are 19 quotes from Game of Thrones that you can put to use in real life conversations to sound utterly badass and also, to prove just how big of a GoT fan you really are:
1. When that annoying know-it-all just wouldn’t shut up
“No need to seize the last word (*insert name*). I’ll assume it was something clever.”
2. When a man tries to fight your battles
“I don’t plan on knitting by the fire while I have men fight for me.”
3. When someone keeps bad-mouthing you all over town
“A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.”
4. When someone tries to touch you without consent
“The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands.”
5. When someone mocks your habit of being buried in books
“A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. That’s why I read so much.”
6. When your parents bug you about your messy room
“Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder.”
7. When your BFF needs that pep-talk
“Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour and it can never be used to hurt you.”
8. When someone says something dumb and you can’t even…
“You know nothing, Jon Snow.”
9. When mum pushes you to participate in the daily puja
“There is only one God and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: ‘Not today.'”
10. When it’s already October (unless you’re in the Southern hemisphere)
“Winter is coming.”
11. When you need someone to ‘hold the door’
“Hodor!”
12. When someone asks how to cope with existentialism
“Everything is better with some wine in the belly.”
13. When your friends keep asking for their money back
“A Lannister always pays his debts.”
14. When you watch Dany annihilate her enemies…
“Where are my dragons?”
15. When the boss’ favourite gets a raise and a promotion despite having done no work
“A day will come when you think you’re safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.”
16. When you are hungry AF
“I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.”
17. When your friend asks you for their birthday present
“I am the gift.”
18. When you’re socially awkward but your friends want to go clubbing
“The night is dark and full of terrors.”
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