Is loneliness creeping up on you but you’re lazy AF to even plan a date? Does the company of your cat/dog/rabbit not suffice anymore? Do you seek a human connection on Tinder but almost always end up meeting people who are more interested in what’s in your pants? Well, maybe you can learn a thing or two from Michael James Schneider, who deleted all his dating apps and turned to an old reliable friend for company — wine.
Michael created his boyfriend out of wine boxes and they are as happy a couple as anyone could be — binge-watching TV, shopping grocery together and even cooking food for each other. And they’ve even got a pet cat! What else can you ask from life?
i do not have a boyfriend so i made one out of boxes of wine pic.twitter.com/1r6QKtUbvz
— Michael James Schneider (@BLCKSMTHdesign) February 26, 2018
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And Twitterati had so many feels for this guy who FINALLY found the love of his life. Check out some of their reactions:
Can I be involved, Dads?
— Dabney Byrd (@TDabneyByrd) February 26, 2018
— Gavin Jeffers (@GavinJeffers) February 28, 2018
Still a better love story than Twilight
— Stoney’s Brewing (@stoneysbrewing) March 3, 2018
At least you can be sure he gets finer the more he ages
— Ⓐⓝⓓⓞⓝⓝⓙⓐⓗ (@Andonnjah) February 28, 2018
Does your boyfriend have a brother?
— Lucky King (@JB_Renaissance) February 28, 2018
I think your husband may have an alcohol problem…
— voodooflux (@Tubby_Alligator) February 28, 2018
I have a husband I might be willing to trade for this.
— Rachel Harvey (@ThatRachelH) February 26, 2018
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Well, Michael’s boyfriend may not be human but he sure knows how to make him happy. And when he starts to die (*sobs*), Michael can just drink some more and voila — a new boyfriend!
