Our boy Vin Diesel is in India and the Dr. Batra jokes don’t stop coming. He’s here to promote his movie xXx: The Return Of Xander Cage and we’ve welcomed him with dhol, nagadas and a whole lot of trolling!
A leather jacket clad Vin reached India on 12th January to promote xXx with his stunning co-star Deepika Padukone and was welcomed with dhols, tilaks, saree clad bikers—the whole desi nine yards.
Little did he know our desi Twitter vultures were ready with—surprisingly hilarious—ammunition!
Here’s a compilation of the funniest tweets and memes that are absolutely for the VIN!
Where it all began:
*Vin Diesel lands in India*
*switches his mobile phone on*
SMS: <Grow back your hair & confidence with Dr. Batra 100% guaranteed result>
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) January 12, 2017
Close enough? Close enough.
Welcome to India. #VinDiesel pic.twitter.com/BOsrwXWZqC
— Rj Shourya (@shourya_sachdev) January 12, 2017
Because we’re the best at finding rishtas!
If Deepika Padukone Marries Vin Diesel, She Will Become DVD after Marriage !!
— Babu Bhaiya (@Shahrcasm) January 12, 2017
Twierati’s hot favorite Alia Bhatt wasn’t spared either.
#VinDiesel the owner of Diesel jeans has arrived in India @aliaa08
— Nirbhay (@NirbhayShah) January 12, 2017
If you thought you’ve seen the last of Dangal, you’re wrong. It’s just getting started!
Dangal ke Hollywood remake mein honge Vin Diesel. Amir khan se milne pahunche india. @aamir_khan #VinDiesel #Dangal pic.twitter.com/auTuS9wqsB
— Chashmuddhin (@Chashmuddhin) January 12, 2017
Ah, low-key political agendas.
Coming of #VinDiesel to India is Modi ki chaal.
— ArvindKejriwal (@TrollerKejriwal) January 12, 2017
Some furious marketing skills at play here!
We extend a hospitable Welcome to India, Mr. Vin Diesel!#xXxIndiaPremiere #xXxReturnOfXanderCage #VinDiesel pic.twitter.com/MCiRbZWX7U
— GrabOn (@GrabOnIn) January 12, 2017
Hey #VinDiesel We love you the way you are 🙂 Welcome to India! #XXX #ReturnOfXanderCage #NowShowing #VinDiesel#deepikapadukone pic.twitter.com/MtqFZtpzci
— DrivoJoy (@DrivoJoy) January 12, 2017
Desi doppelganger spotted.
India’s answer to Vin Diesel pic.twitter.com/2zyityWXYh
— Rooooooneeyyy (@TheChaoticNinja) January 12, 2017
We’ve high hopes from you, Vin!
#VinDiesel has arrived in India.
Hope, he meets all his worshipers here.
And, tells those helmetless biking fucktards to move to Sri Lanka.— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) January 12, 2017
The traffic is a little too fast, a little too furious.
Let Vin Diesel drive a car in India
Not sure about the fast,
But he’ll surely get to see the furious.— Pranav (@pranavsapra) January 12, 2017
All trolls aside, we absolutely love Vin and hope xXx receives the crazy response it deserves!
