Since the New Year is slowly nearing, a lot of people around us are indulging in retrospection and coming up with some amazing New Year’s resolutions to start making positive changes in their life that they’ve been putting off for quite some time now.
Have you re-evaluated your life choices yet? Well, if not, now’s your chance to sit down and make a list of important changes you want to make in your life and… just kidding.
Since most New Year resolutions are just a joke, here are some hilarious New Year resolutions people have come up with to celebrate the fact that New Year resolutions are over-hyped and actually mean nothing:
Honestly, go for it!
Honestly, my New Year’s resolution is to stop spending money on going out to eat when I have perfectly good food at home.
— Joseph Morgan (@Josephmorgan96) December 30, 2017
#2018Goals
My New Years resolution is to sit on the couch and do absolutely nothing all year
— Shane (@shaneniemi) December 29, 2017
We just wanna get on this guy’s confidence level
My new year’s resolution for 2018 is to look so good that my enemies burst into flame when I walk past them and random people on the street fall in love with me
— cait who doodles_ (@free__samples_) December 30, 2017
Obviously, someone had to crack that joke!
My New Year’s resolution: 7680×4320
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) December 29, 2017
#ModiJiNeSabSahiKiya
We all will regularly wish Narendra Modi ji good morning & good night.
New Year Resolution by BJP Parliamentarians.#GoodMorningModiJi— Harshad Sharma (@SherESharma) December 30, 2017
Shouldn’t this be everyone’s resolution at this point?
My 2018 New Year’s Resolution:
Not even listening to @realDonaldTrump #MangoMussolini anymore.— Vicente Fox (@realvicentefox) December 29, 2017
YES!
New Year resolution: express myself like a cat pukes. Anytime, anywhere without fear of consequences.
— American Housewife (@WhatIDoAllDay) December 29, 2017
*Existential crisis intensifies*
my new year’s resolution is to grip the thread that i’m hanging on by a little tighter
— butt sword (@buttsword) December 29, 2017
This one’s for all the YouTubers and social media influencers:
my new year’s resolution pic.twitter.com/w9jm3pCiOm
— brian david gilbert (@briamgilbert) December 29, 2017
One simple idea that can change the world-
How about if we all collectively agree to just ONE new year’s resolution.
Don’t be a dick.
Most of the world’s problems would be solved. Just don’t be a dick.
— Michelle (@RageMichelle) December 29, 2017
Words of wisdom for our puppy friends out there
A dog’s New Year’s Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand! #NewYear #Dogs
— Scott Eddy (@MrScottEddy) December 29, 2017
That’s actually true.
A gentle encouraging reminder: you’re more likely to stick to your New Year’s Resolution if your resolution involves revenge
— Lucas Landherr (@danteshepherd) December 29, 2017
And finally, here’s what should be your number one priority:
My New Year’s resolution is to keep on being sexy x
— Theresa May (@theresamay1956) December 28, 2017
