We start our years with lies. Lies such as, “I’m gonna start being more responsible now”, “I’ll definitely start working out this year” or “I’m not gonna be a disappointment to my parents for real.” Where are you at now? Don’t throw the basic “I still have time left.” Turn your naive little heads to the calendar, guys. It’s August already! We are way past the first half of this year already with about five months left until 2018 hits. And what have you achieved this year? You really don’t have to answer to us. We’ll just let your innate self-loathing mechanism to take it from here.
Anyway, this deplorable question did not come from us so you can put your pitchforks down. This one Twitter user is the sole reason behind your incoming existential crisis (Pitchforks. NOW!). He tweeted: “We’re 7 months into the year. How much have you achieved?” The tweet that hit home pretty hard has since gone viral and perhaps you can find solace in the replies from equally under-achieving adults who are pretty much feeling worthless in unison.
We’re 7 months into the year.
How much have you achieved?
— costco (@daREALcocodavis) August 5, 2017
Here are some of the replies to the infamous tweet that are totally relatable AF:
Damn man. I’ve worked in some really good naps….. Chill with the accusations
— Claude Esekody (@ceeclod) August 5, 2017
I’m alive man
— OluPelu (@Weezy_Magic) August 5, 2017
I haven’t died in 17 years
— (@trashking2018) August 6, 2017
I dont like your tone https://t.co/l3ePCFSh9F
— Marcus (@BlvckGrip) August 5, 2017
right! that man needa calm tf down
— •EMILIO~CELESTIÑO• (@lantz_emilio) August 6, 2017
This question is insulting to me, my family, and my team.
— David Harris (@Hero_Complex) August 7, 2017
— Dominique (@Mr_InjeanYus) August 5, 2017
Wow I feel personally victimized by this tweet
— Thotty by Nature (@AForAnarchy) August 6, 2017
I ate over 76 bowls of white rice
— Cadence/ia,grounded (@_damndodie_) August 6, 2017
— KayKayMa (@Khalaaaa_) August 5, 2017
— … (@cihpom) August 6, 2017
— NoelandThrones (@ContielloSienna) August 6, 2017
I am alive and haven’t had to kill anyone. Been a decent year so far
— Coyote Mindset (@DoktorDare) August 6, 2017
I don’t like negative tweets.
— DaanA (@champagneye) August 5, 2017
Feeling better about yourself yet? Well, don’t. ‘Cause there are some over-achieving nerds who are really not modest
Got my fourth degree… recorded a few songs… made a bunch of art (mostly porn)… not much really.
— Clouds Pretty (@cloudspretty) August 6, 2017
Look at them with their proud degrees and gold medals dazzling, hung on the walls of their homes.
It’s not enough though. Still have so much to do. You have 5 more months to do stuff. No biggie. 🙂
— Clouds Pretty (@cloudspretty) August 6, 2017
Oh really, Betsy? I haven’t even done my laundry in two weeks. WHAT THE HELL MAN!
Pretty sure these are the kind of people who would remind the teacher about homework or tests back in school. Anyway, since we’re on the subject, what have you achieved this year? #SorryNotSorry
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