Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m failing at getting Tinder matches,
So are you.
Let’s face it- we’re all on Tinder or have been on Tinder at one point. Everyone likes to check out what’s out there once in a while. We’ve seen the best of Tinder and the absolute worst of Tinder. When Tinder rolled out their ‘Verified profiles’ feature, a lot of celebs like Lindsay Lohan and Kris Jenner joined the bandwagon.
In India, however, there’s a dearth of celebs on Tinder. I don’t know why that is, but I do know that if our Bollywood actors were on Tinder, their profiles would be pretty epic.
Here’s a glimpse of what they would look like:
Bobby deol
Bobby would be a total chick magnet on Tinder. Plus, he has a lot of memes to his credit and who doesn’t like memes? 10/10 would swipe right.
Salman Khan
The only way I see this going down the drain is if his matches start calling him Salman bhai.
Ranveer Singh
And the Oscar for the most colorful Tinder profile of all time goes to..
Govinda
SWIPE RIGHT. I REPEAT SWIPE RIGHT.
Bhagyashree
White kabuutar approves.
Rahul Roy
Bas ek sanam chahiye
Sunny Leone
C’mon. It’s Sunny. You know you’re gonna swipe right. Nuff said.
Rajpal Yadav
He’s probably going to keep it short and sweet.
Disha Patani
Yeah, she’s not swiping right on you. Let it go.
I was going to make one for KRK, but he’d probably insult all his matches and then get banned anyway.
Which ones would you swipe right on?
