Have you ever just looked at something like a biscuit, a key, or a water bottle and thought to yourself, “Hey! That name doesn’t really describe the object perfectly!”? Well, we would just like to tell you that you are not alone. In the vastness of this planet that we call Earth (which should probably be renamed too), there is an entire web community that is dedicated to ‘renaming’ existing things to sound more appropriate.
There is a Twitter page named ‘Correct Names’ that consistently renames anything and everything that does not sit well with them, right from astronauts to something as basic as a spoon. Some of these names will totally blow your mind like, did you ever imagine that a sock can be a foot condom?
Here are some of the most hilarious and totally apt names given to everyday objects or animals or whatever that will get you laughing out loud. Keep scrolling to check them out and let us know in the comments if you have any more suggestions:
1. Water = Snowman Blood
Snowman Blood pic.twitter.com/epUl3xu2Qk
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 8, 2017
2. Spoon = Pudding Shovel
Pudding Shovel pic.twitter.com/C1Va0vZsXT
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017
3. Zebra = Barcode Horse
Barcode Horse pic.twitter.com/7cgNzxMcyV
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017
4. iPhone Charger = Apple Juice
Apple Juice pic.twitter.com/VLpAz8sZLX
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017
5. Book = Word Movie
Word Movie pic.twitter.com/mpiGPjeBb4
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017
6. Bat = Nightmare Mouse
Nightmare Mouse pic.twitter.com/yedP3THaCu
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017
7. Church Choir = God Karaoke
God Karaoke pic.twitter.com/AJFjVeq4zM
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017
8. Milk = Cow Sauce
Cow Sauce pic.twitter.com/bbnFZBTewe
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 14, 2017
9. Proboscis Monkey = Dicknose Monkey
Dicknose Monkey pic.twitter.com/SWM4yxgzbJ
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 3, 2017
10. Chicken = Raw KFC
Raw KFC pic.twitter.com/NQ9tB0AG82
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 28, 2017
11. Sock = Foot Condom
Foot Condom pic.twitter.com/yVeOpv4pfQ
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 25, 2017
12. Platypus = Duck Puppy
Duck Puppy pic.twitter.com/uZmYGl5mmc
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 13, 2017
13. Volcano = Mountain Fountain
Mountain Fountain pic.twitter.com/7FwSvSTdMS
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 12, 2017
14. Orca = Panda Fish
Panda Fish pic.twitter.com/qZCevz9SS7
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 5, 2017
15. Porcupine = Stab Rabbit
Stab Rabbit pic.twitter.com/iBEmLeFSWD
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 2, 2017
16. Banana = Yellow Tree Dicks
Yellow Tree Dicks pic.twitter.com/VSt6XeQTRf
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) May 31, 2017
17. Ostrich = Noodle Neck Velociraptor
Noodle Neck Velociraptor pic.twitter.com/tFBecq5nUM
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) May 11, 2017
18. Kangaroo = Velocirabbit
Velocirabbit pic.twitter.com/14xxacrBbn
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) May 18, 2017
19. Astronauts = Skyentists
Skyentists (@Bear_Talks) pic.twitter.com/hMnp8fTlV4
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 3, 2017
20. Bread Slices = Sandwich Walls
Sandwich Walls pic.twitter.com/TeTA9L6rJx
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 6, 2017
21. Carousel = Horse Tornado
Horse Tornado pic.twitter.com/XiqlQ0QIaf
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 7, 2017
22. Butter = Bread Moisturiser
Bread Moisturiser
(@ladybarkbark) pic.twitter.com/UOaaFxTqHB
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 16, 2017
23. Music CD = Musical Donut
Musical Donut
(@voidobrik) pic.twitter.com/GZEGCWSjax
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 13, 2017
24. Beanbag = Boneless Couch
Boneless Couch pic.twitter.com/pQVnDpAcaJ
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017
25. Jam = Toast Blood
Toast Blood pic.twitter.com/iaXFduqaO5
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 16, 2017
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