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This page ‘renames’ everyday objects and the result is so accurate, it’s hilarious

The Twitter page 'Correct Names' consistently renames anything & everything that doesn't sound apt, right from astronauts to something as basic as a spoon.

Have you ever just looked at something like a biscuit, a key, or a water bottle and thought to yourself, “Hey! That name doesn’t really describe the object perfectly!”? Well, we would just like to tell you that you are not alone. In the vastness of this planet that we call Earth (which should probably be renamed too), there is an entire web community that is dedicated to ‘renaming’ existing things to sound more appropriate.

There is a Twitter page named ‘Correct Names’ that consistently renames anything and everything that does not sit well with them, right from astronauts to something as basic as a spoon. Some of these names will totally blow your mind like, did you ever imagine that a sock can be a foot condom?

Here are some of the most hilarious and totally apt names given to everyday objects or animals or whatever that will get you laughing out loud. Keep scrolling to check them out and let us know in the comments if you have any more suggestions:

1. Water = Snowman Blood

Snowman Blood pic.twitter.com/epUl3xu2Qk

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 8, 2017

2. Spoon = Pudding Shovel

Pudding Shovel pic.twitter.com/C1Va0vZsXT

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017

3. Zebra = Barcode Horse

Barcode Horse pic.twitter.com/7cgNzxMcyV

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017

4. iPhone Charger = Apple Juice

Apple Juice pic.twitter.com/VLpAz8sZLX

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017

5. Book = Word Movie

Word Movie pic.twitter.com/mpiGPjeBb4

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017

6. Bat = Nightmare Mouse

Nightmare Mouse pic.twitter.com/yedP3THaCu

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017

7. Church Choir = God Karaoke

God Karaoke pic.twitter.com/AJFjVeq4zM

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017

8. Milk = Cow Sauce

Cow Sauce pic.twitter.com/bbnFZBTewe

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 14, 2017

9. Proboscis Monkey = Dicknose Monkey

Dicknose Monkey pic.twitter.com/SWM4yxgzbJ

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 3, 2017

10. Chicken = Raw KFC

Raw KFC pic.twitter.com/NQ9tB0AG82

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 28, 2017

11. Sock = Foot Condom

Foot Condom pic.twitter.com/yVeOpv4pfQ

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 25, 2017

12. Platypus = Duck Puppy

Duck Puppy pic.twitter.com/uZmYGl5mmc

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 13, 2017

13. Volcano = Mountain Fountain

Mountain Fountain pic.twitter.com/7FwSvSTdMS

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 12, 2017

14. Orca = Panda Fish

Panda Fish pic.twitter.com/qZCevz9SS7

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 5, 2017

15. Porcupine = Stab Rabbit

Stab Rabbit pic.twitter.com/iBEmLeFSWD

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 2, 2017

16. Banana = Yellow Tree Dicks

Yellow Tree Dicks pic.twitter.com/VSt6XeQTRf

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) May 31, 2017

17. Ostrich = Noodle Neck Velociraptor

Noodle Neck Velociraptor pic.twitter.com/tFBecq5nUM

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) May 11, 2017

18. Kangaroo = Velocirabbit

Velocirabbit pic.twitter.com/14xxacrBbn

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) May 18, 2017

19. Astronauts = Skyentists

Skyentists (@Bear_Talks) pic.twitter.com/hMnp8fTlV4

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 3, 2017

20. Bread Slices = Sandwich Walls

Sandwich Walls pic.twitter.com/TeTA9L6rJx

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 6, 2017

21. Carousel = Horse Tornado

Horse Tornado pic.twitter.com/XiqlQ0QIaf

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 7, 2017

22. Butter = Bread Moisturiser

Bread Moisturiser

(@ladybarkbark) pic.twitter.com/UOaaFxTqHB

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 16, 2017

23. Music CD = Musical Donut

Musical Donut

(@voidobrik) pic.twitter.com/GZEGCWSjax

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 13, 2017

24. Beanbag = Boneless Couch

Boneless Couch pic.twitter.com/pQVnDpAcaJ

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017

25. Jam = Toast Blood

Toast Blood pic.twitter.com/iaXFduqaO5

— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 16, 2017

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