Twitter’s ‘birth and death’ jokes are out of control. Here’s proof

Twitter's overflowing talent refuses to die. Check out these hilarious birth to death jokes.

By: Anumeha Saxena |
May 10, 2017 7:02 pm

Social media is one thing this generation cannot live without. Why blame just this generation, even parents are glued to their smartphones and sometimes, the same can be said for them. Just upload a video, write a powerful post/tweet or post a photograph, which can churn emotions and with hashtags in fashion, anything goes viral in no time. The micro-blogging site, Twitter is one such ridiculously callous platform where it takes almost nothing to trend something as bizarre as ‘birth and death’ jokes. And believe us, these Twitter geniuses are just amazing and can come up with unimaginably hilarious yet relatable stuff.

So the latest trend of these ‘birth and death’ memes and jokes is just refusing to die and Twitter is not ready to let it go away. We aren’t kidding. Sample this: for everyone who has an account in the State Bank of India, this joke about what happens between the birth and death of an SBI employee is spot-on; ‘Life of an SBI employee: Birth -> *Lunch ke baad aana -> *Cheque ke peeche naam likh do -> Death.

Here are a few other funny ones:

Life of a vegetarian

Birth
Ye Cake Eggless hai na?
Death

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) May 10, 2017

Life of a Hrithikian
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.
.
Birth
Sir agli movie announce kr do
Death

— Jr.Hrithik (@prashant11HR) May 10, 2017

Life of Skinny guys

1.Birth

2. Jagah Nahi hai kisi ke upar baith jaa

3. Death

— Veer (@ClawedHumor) May 4, 2017

For all those who ‘enjoyed’ the Sonu Nigam Azaan controversy:

Life of Sonu Nigam…
Birth.
Loudspeaker kaun chala raha hai?
Death.

— Xaviour Blake (@XaviourBlake) May 1, 2017

The ones who aren’t a Bhai-fan would quickly get this one:

Salim Khan’s life

1. SORRY
2. Birth
3. Death
4. SORRY

— Pratham Purush (@Pratham_Purush) May 1, 2017

This is epic, sums up entire life in merely 5 words:

Three stages of life:

1. Birth.
2. What the fuck is this?
3. Death.

— Abdullah Khan (@abdullakhattak) May 1, 2017

Sometimes, grammar can be overlooked. Ignore that wrongly placed aostophe, all Indian kids can identify with this:

**Life of an Indian Mother**
-Birth
-Filter se bottle’s Bhar de
-Death

— Hindi Tutorial Maker (@HTutorialMaker) May 1, 2017

For all the artists and comedians, who offended ‘people’ with their jokes:

*life of an Indian comedian
-Birth
-This is offensive
-Death@thetanmay @knowkenny

— Rohit Chakraborty (@TheMindGlitch) May 1, 2017

All those who take cab for their daily commute can relate to this one:

Life of Uber driver-
-Birth
-Location pe pahuṅch gaya hu
-5 star rating de dijiye
-Death

— Dushyant Singh (@DefucktiveHumor) May 1, 2017

And who doesn’t remember their college days:

Life of a College student

Birth

Short attendance

Death @ColIegeprobs @ColIegeStudent

— shubhang sharma (@shubhangmadhav2) April 30, 2017

For those suffering from maid-woes:

Life of Bai:

Birth
Kal mein kaam pe nai aayegi
Death

— RS (@AwaraRish) May 10, 2017