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Watch: Man totally loses his shit at snake’s surprising “love bite”

What do you do when a snake bites you on your ass and chases you into an internet cafe?

The percentage of people who would start sweating at the first sight of a reptile is pretty high. But, people who would try and throw kicks at one, especially a snake are unheard of… until now. But, when a snake is as rude as this one, one just has to attack.

In this viral video, a snake patiently waits outside of an internet cafe in Wiset Chai Chan District of Ang Thong, Thailand. When an unsuspecting man, about to exit from the internet cafe, opens the door, the snake jumps on him and bites him on his ass. Why the ass, you may ask? We have reached out to the snake but, apparently, it is still coiled up in a corner of the cafe.

As expected, the man totally loses his shit as the snake tightened its grip on his legs. He attempts to kick it away but, to no avail. How does one even expect to land a kick on a snake that is climbing up their leg?! Anyway, he misses and ends up dropkicking a boy who was standing in the way. May he rest in peace.

The man then falls to the floor but quickly picks himself up and hauls ass. Not before creating a mess of the internet cafe though. The snake, on the other hand, is not seen again, as it remains hidden in a corner. The other freaked customers left whatever work they had with all eyes on the snake as if it were some celebrity. Clearly, this snake has total disregard for other people’s time and their personal space. How rude!