Rajasthan High Court judge Mahesh Chandra Sharma would never have imagined the tweetstorm he was about to unleash with just one statement. Earlier on May 31, the HC judge claimed that peacocks don’t have sex. The absurd statement has left many baffled. In another report, search for “peacock sex” has surged on Google ’cause why the hell not!
Sharma stated “Peacock too has a pious quality, let me tell you. Peacock is a lifelong celibate,” before making the most ignorant statement ever. “It never has sex with peahen. Its tears are picked by the peahen to get pregnant and gives birth to peacock or peahen. God Krishna wore peacock feather for this reason. Peacock feather is used by saints and priests and in temples for this reason —its celibacy,” he added.
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What followed next was a state of utter confusion and people who demanded answers regarding how peacocks really have sex. And of course, there were some others who revelled in the hilarious new trend with a deluge of memes. Here are 21 of the funniest tweets on peacock sex on Twitter which will leave you in splits.
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What Viagra is to humans,
Arijit Singh is to Peacocks!—(@RAC7R) May 31, 2017
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Contraception for Peacocks. pic.twitter.com/lvMXGEJnWf
— Aparna (@FuschiaScribe) May 31, 2017
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Pushpa I hate tears.
Unless you’re a peacock….in which case….thirsty?
Pushpa?
Pushpa????
Pushpa come back!!!!— Vir Das (@thevirdas) June 1, 2017
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How did the peahen know her peacock was cheating on her??
She found a wet handkerchief in his pocket.#PeacockSex— 47 akbar st. (@nizms) June 1, 2017
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Morni: with a sexy look
Mor: aise na dekho meri aankhen bhar aayengi— Rehman Khan (@rehmankhans) May 31, 2017
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Peacock who doesn’t have sex is just a peecock.
— Pawan Kulkarni (@moronicdiaries) June 1, 2017
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“Chupke chupke raat-din aansu bahana yaad hai..” suddenly turns out to be the most vulgar song ever. #PeacockSex #RajasthanHC
— Manish Pandey (@Manish_KrPandey) June 1, 2017
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Peacocks don’t use lube.
They use glycerin. #Peacocksex #HIGHCOURTJUDGE— Anurag Borkar (@AnuragBorkar) June 1, 2017
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I guess the new pick up line in India is “Can I cry with you?” #peacocksex #stupiduneducatedjudge
— Luke L de Noronha (@LukedeNoronha) June 1, 2017
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US Twitter: Covfefe.
Indian Twitter: Peacock sex.What a weird week.
— Srujan (@Srujan_g) June 1, 2017
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Peacock: Let’s have sex
Peahen: Dude, we’re just good friends
Peacock cries, peahen gets pregnant #brahmcharichidiya— Belal khan (@belaltweets) June 1, 2017
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Two-minute silence for peeps who had to google peacock sex for work.
— Susmita Pakrasi (@susmita712) June 1, 2017
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Peacock masturbation. pic.twitter.com/B7MzszV1pj
— Artist Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) June 1, 2017
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The eldest peacock of India. pic.twitter.com/yx13kD37Ea
— Artist Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) June 1, 2017
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Jain Peacock doesn’t cry after 6 PM
— Artist Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) June 1, 2017
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‘ teri maa ko dekhkar rou’ .. a peacock abusing the other peacock.
— Artist Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) June 1, 2017
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Patajali Condom for Peacocks. pic.twitter.com/nsHPeLrweP
— Kamran (@kamrank) May 31, 2017
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Peacock: I love walking in the rain, because then nobody can see me having sex.
— (@khurafatijaat) May 31, 2017
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Peacock: lets rock the bed baby
Peahen: did you bring protection?
Peacock: *slowly takes out his goggles*.— daaku raja (@abdulsaif09) May 31, 2017
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“Peacock is national bird as it doesn’t have sex” says Rajasthan HC judge
Now I know why he is *High* court judge
— SaJiD (@_future_bound) June 1, 2017
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Morni ” Aap akele me gandi videos dekh kr hilate ho sharam nahi aati”
Mor “Nahi pagli aankh me kuch chale gya tha”
— Being (@Being_nastik) May 31, 2017
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