What would your answer be if someone were to ask you: what’s your take on wearing a pair of muddy jeans? Or, maybe a pair of mom jeans that have plastic windows over your knees, you know just so that they do not feel claustrophobic. If you fancy either of these garments, Nordstrom’s got your back.
If not, we feel you. This website seems to have found a way to turn something as comfy and regular wear as denim into a matter of debate. Nordstrom is an American chain of luxury departmental stores, and have come up with the bizzarest of jeans design of all time. Priced at $425 sans tax, the product promises to make you look like a person who is “not afraid to get down and dirty”. Let’s say you were to buy it, you know just in case, it’ be interesting to know how you’ll explain this ridiculous fashion trend to your mother who might make it her mission to get your clothes clean.
On the brighter side, you and us are not the only ones finding this absolutely stupid. There’s a whole bunch of Twitterati who agree with us. But, Reebok took the cake.
Crafted by hard work, our Authentic Sweat Shirt gives you that post-workout look & smell. Pairs well w/ #muddyjeans. https://t.co/jsMvrt4rlv pic.twitter.com/7IknOtzYIR
— Reebok (@Reebok) April 26, 2017
When you are too “filthy” rich to dirty your own jeans, Cue Nordstroms $425 pre-muddied jeans.#insanity #nordstrom https://t.co/DHzzaBf431
— Babushka__ (@pepesgrandma) April 27, 2017
Nordstrom jeans with fake mud for $425? How about Tie with fast-food stain, $69.95?https://t.co/QwMd5ifAnF
— Charles Elmore (@Elmorepbp) April 27, 2017
https://t.co/MjQ5t7nZDv Society One Step Closer To Doom As Nordstrom Sells Filthy Jeans For $425
— 1776 III%er (@WestPointIII) April 27, 2017
@Nordstrom These jeans from @prpscollection are literally the stupidest product you, or any company has carried. #jeans #marketing #fail https://t.co/jomNWbOoMV
— poetic_etcetera (@poetic_etcetera) April 27, 2017
Details are even interesting – “caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty” https://t.co/zlkthlHfXS https://t.co/2IEI6RY1gR
— Chethan S (@gischethans) April 25, 2017
Who knew I was such a fashionista? Sending trends before Nordstrom knew anything about dirty jeans. pic.twitter.com/WruHCC8k7E
— Jonathan Szczepanski (@JPSzczepanski) April 27, 2017
If you buy a $400 pair of those muddy Nordstrom jeans, we can’t be friends _
— Michael Tyler (@MichaelTyler93) April 27, 2017
If anyone is interested in the Nordstrom jeans that look muddy.I have plenty of my work jeans i would be glad to sell for a fraction of the$
— Jordan Daliege (@daliegej) April 27, 2017
#Nordstrom is selling more than just fake mud jeans. Their latest release is as bold as ever. pic.twitter.com/H160hdq7FE
— Chris David Miles (@chrisdavidmiles) April 25, 2017
Nordstrom now offers $425 muddy jeans so rich liberals can pretend to know what hard work feels like.
Link: https://t.co/v8oVqr2prV pic.twitter.com/28Y0QwjqPa
— /pol/ News Network (@polNewsNet) April 25, 2017
Got any such bizzare fashion ideas? You know who to drop a mail to now.
